Oh man it was so nice, last weekend my girlfriend came over and gave me a plumpkin and I totaly FRUMPLE KUMPED.
by Hugh JaBalls May 16, 2008
1) A state which occurs when ones dick is crumpled and infested with fungus. No cure is known.{
2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.
2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.
"Dude, I got swimming in a pond and got a bad case of frumple dick."
Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"
Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"
by Friendly Tom May 6, 2010
by bucknascious January 18, 2021
The new and cooler way of saying the number five, a frumple is just an objectively better way of saying five, just like a better word for 10^12431 is a "Marioplex." The term originates from a comment posted on a reddit post "Can anyone just name a number, just like that?" on r/NoStupidQuestions in 2017.
by Joic March 30, 2023
A long term couple that wear comfortable clothes and watch tv as a primary activity: a portmanteau of the words frumpy and couple. First used in the television show "The Mindy Project" S1:E13 "Harry and Sally". "We' not that cool. All we do is wear sweats and watch tv." "Yeah, you're a frumple. That's the dream."
by camc111 September 26, 2023
A fat, sloppy little child who wears shirts too small to conceal his/her gut, and who's sandals are always almost falling off as he/she walks. He/she is also constantly begging for a chocolate bar, when it is clear by looking at the corners of their mouths, they've already had one. Basically, a fat, gluttonous little shit.
Hey man you wanna go to the town fair tonight?
No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.
No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.
by Crusty Howard June 26, 2017