frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 14, 2017

Frozen Lake

Your frozen lake is the name for what you want the most in the world, and you want it... you want it so bad that you'll do anything to get it. And your heart takes over. But because of that... it destroys you in the end.

Kensi Blye : I'm standing on my frozen lake.

by Thegraduateess2022 January 17, 2022

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 25, 2015

Frozen Gelicen

When you put cold water fish in cold water before they adjust the temperature.

No, don’t put that fish in that cold water, it’ll get frozen gelicen

by Cameron Fullard September 10, 2018

frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

by Bonerbunny March 23, 2006

Frozen Joshi

When you puke in a condom, freeze it overnight, then use it as a dildo.

"Bro, I just gave myself the BEST Frozen Joshi last night. You should totes try it"

by FroJo1998 September 8, 2018