Frosted Fucks are the male equivalent of Bitch Flakes.

A term used to describe someone who is pissy, irritable, and insulting towards others - usually in the morning (hence a nice, big bowl of "Frosted Fucks" to start the day)
Did you have an extra bowl of Frosted Fucks this morning?
by JuxtaPositionYou August 18, 2003
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The flaky remains left behind after a woman has a formal bout with a dick for any mentionable amount of time.
"I thought it was sand in my bed until I recalled railing that old cougar until she shed fuck frosting on my four hundred count egyptian."

"I'd really like to try on these fashionable swimming trunks today while I'm at the mall, but I'm free balling it and still have fuck frosting all over my johnson from this morning."
by Tattered October 13, 2011
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