Frogotten Realms (noun): The canonical D&D campaign setting in which all
player characters are frogs, all NPCs are frogs, every monster in the Monster Manual is a frog, the gods are frogs, the dragons are frogs, the patrons your
warlock made a pact with are frogs, and the BBEG is, inevitably, also a frog. The Dungeon Master is encouraged but not required to be a frog. Not to be confused with the Forgotten Realms, which is a common misspelling.
Characterized by its rich
lore, including the Sword Coast (a coast made of swords, which is very dangerous if you are a frog),
the city of Waterdeep (frogs love this one), and the Underdark (full of salamanders, which are basically frogs that gave up).
"Dude, my Grung paladin just
hit level
20 in our Frogotten Realms campaign."
"
Don't you mean Forgotten Realms?"
"I said what I said."
