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The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
by Angelina, The Dick Sucker December 31, 2014
noun:
The location of the female heart where she sentences male friends romantically interested in her. Here, they will be subject to torment as they helplessly watch her jump from man to man, and never have their own chance. Usually one is condemned to the friendzone for not making a move on the girl in question in time. Also, it can be used as an excuse for the woman to gently let down a man she has no interest in. One can tell he is in the friendzone when she says "you're too important to me, I couldn't risk our friendship for a relationship." Whether or not she is telling the truth becomes irrelevant at this point. If anything to that effect is said, one can tell he's been sentenced to an indefinite term in the friendzone. Note that escaping the friendzone (which is heavily guarded) is very difficult and even if one manages to escape, the relationship will be forever marred and altered.
"Dude, she told me I was too important to her to risk a relationship. That's deep."
"Bro you're an idiot. You just got friendzoned."
by cakenub August 04, 2014
A word that describes terrible fear, petrifying... Death. The 'friendzone' is a place just around the corner from hell, man and boys are sent there when they are rejected by a female character in there life whom they offered their love and support.
Boy: Please be my girlfriend, I think you're beautiful and amazing in every way, the way you smile makes me weak in the knees.. So what do you say?
Girl: I think we're just friends.

Boy1: Didn't you hear? Marcus asked Julia out and she said "we're just friends."
Boy2: Respects to our nigga in the friendzone.
by The Mr.Pineapple Man June 11, 2014
The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."
"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."
by Cosmic Snake April 03, 2014
The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.
Example 1:
Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends
Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok?
Chaz: Friendzoned again....

Example 2:
Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends...
Chaz: Meh I'll think about it...
Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again...

Example of Escape:
Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you!
Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO!

Then they have sex...
by Chaosfreak11 March 01, 2014
The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.
boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
by dat guy1 November 03, 2013
-the absolute worst and most painful experience known to all of mankind.

-having feelings for someone who sees you as "a brother/sister"

- usually boys are said to be in the friendzone but girls get friendzoned just as much
-"hey, what happened? how did you brake every bone in your body?"
"oh I fell but it could be worse. I could be friendzoned."

- "oh yeah he friendzoned me because he likes my personality but I'm not pretty enough for him"

-"I knew I was friendzoned when he gave me a pat on the back as he said goodbye"
by pat on the shoulder goodbyes October 27, 2013

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