Frenchenese 

what you tell your french teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy her

Madame: Bonjour! Quest-ce que tu aimes faire?

Bored Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchenese.

Teacher: EXCUSE ME?

Frenchenese by heyheyheyheyheythereeeee(: January 7, 2011

fruchent 

Word used to describe something that is juicy and succulent.

That piece of watermelon was so fruchent, dang.

fruchent by fruchent June 2, 2015