Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.
Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."
Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."
French Jew
Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."
French Jew
by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014
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