A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.
"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"
by JBPhoto October 22, 2009
When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.
I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.
by Stevegsf August 27, 2008