When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.
by Bros Gold November 5, 2015
A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.
by Slimcady August 2, 2022
Awesomest romantic book in the world about friends who live in a boarding school in Paris. Some side effects will be not being able to let go of the book, extreme contentment and the desire to live in the book. So overall its a darn good book.
"Wow that girl ,Abby, looks like she fell in love."
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"
by Tvery January 9, 2012
The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014
When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.
Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."
Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."
Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."
by Iva Smallsach December 17, 2021
When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.
Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss
by Poot_er May 6, 2016
A reverse French kiss is when you have your tongue so far up a girl's ass, she can feel it in the back of her throat.
by Rockstar84 July 9, 2014