Freezie pop: The act performed after giving a man oral (to conclusion) taking his junk between the thumb and forefinger start squeezing at the base then sliding your fingers up to the head to extract the last of his juice....(like a kid would do to get the last out a frozen treat)
by donkey punch dude May 5, 2006
The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
by J-coups August 4, 2010
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by Rich December 8, 2004
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
by heyitsthomas2013 April 5, 2014
Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
by threetards July 6, 2010
People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..
by Mr opportunity June 11, 2008