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A pseudo-conservative known correctly as a "neo-con" who likes to pretend they are conservative, but are actually a bunch of pro-corporate whores who worship the grandson of the nazi facilitator Prescott Bush. They are lead by Jim Robinson who, not unlike screaming liberals, will boot you from his site if you say anything wrong about El Presidente Jorge Bushy.
Oh crap, we have another freeper stepford wife masterbating over bush.
by exterminator September 11, 2005
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Generally referring to individuals or multiple persona of the 'free republic' GOP front site. Free Republic is primarily a front for media reference and secondly a source for social subversion via formulaic talking points, of those who identify themselves as conservative for the ego and id fulfillment or peer acknowledgment. Such required to maintain the delusional mindset of 'socially conservative' (PC for anti-social). Freeper is also a description of behavioral or personality defects commonly associated with classic sociopathic themes, nazi like nationalism and racism, violent fanaticism, and an entirely predictable inability to elaborate on any political propaganda, assertions, or GOP talking points. Freepers follow the long standing republican tradition of ambiguous contrast to 'the liberals' as their political movement as the GOP is based primarily on destruction and division for the benefit of a few wealthy racists and has no agenda otherwise.
A freeper came to my site and pasted a copy of unrelated propaganda in a thread about yet another republican sex/money/violence/lies scandal. Can't they even write their own text or read the forum title at least?
by not_a_robot October 06, 2006
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someone who freeps a lot
to freep: fall asleep on the toilet in the middle of explosive diarea so your sit winds up touching your ass. Anti freeping medicine is available at your local farmacy in the hair products aisle.
Dude last night i cought Joe freeping in the guys bathroom.
by satanlikessquirrels March 07, 2005
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A member or poster on the website "Free Republic." This is A site composed of informed citizens of conservative leanings who strive to see this country return to its moral foundations and keep it safe from its enemies. Strong supporter of the WOT and Conservative principles.
Freeper. Loves Regan, Supports General principles of morality and WOT. Despises moral decay.
by Rca2000 April 04, 2006
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A Conservative who reads information that is of public interest and uses free speech to opine
A Freeper might post the following:

You can make me convert to Islam, give up my gun, and/or vote for the Democrats, after you retrieve my body from a large pile of empty brass.
by do the Dhue October 07, 2006
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One who analyzes and recommends action with regards to political matters from the perspective of logic and rationality, rather than rabid emotion
"Unlike the flailing guilt-ridden granola crunching trend sucking dilettante lefty moonbats at dailykos, freepers make it a habit to think before speaking, and don't consider grotesque sexual slanders to be an answer to argument"
by Mercuryrising January 30, 2006
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A member of the Free Republic, a conservative news site. Because Liberalism has shifted so extremely to the left, some people view Conservatives as unstable extremists. Not so.
A Freeper believes that the Iraq war must be won, not only for the sake of stability in the Middle east, not only to avoid wasting the over 2000 lives of the American military that have already been spent building Democracy in an area of tyrants, but simply to protect our own shores from the rabid terrorists who would soon be over here were we to pull up stakes and surrender to the criminals there.
by RoadTest December 12, 2005
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