Cosmic Free Way
Cosmic Free Way by Hippipimp November 9, 2009
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5 o'clock free crack give a way
Definition 1: A Free Crack Giveaway at 5 o'clock.
Definition 2: A really good deal
Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party
Definition 2: A really good deal
Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party
ex. 1: A five o'clock free crack give away, wow , that's a low price!
ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away
ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.
ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away
ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.
5 o'clock free crack give a way by APU & The Stooge July 18, 2011
Related Words
Freeway Envy
“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.
“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”
Freeway Envy by Julesheart November 16, 2022
freeway gap
A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.
Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
freeway gap by wxflurry October 1, 2010
Freeway Theory
Formulated by Barney Stinson of "How I Met Your Mother", detailing how relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:
1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death
As Robin would later put it, if one person says, "I love you", then the relationship moves into the carpool lane, where there is a big diamond.
1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death
As Robin would later put it, if one person says, "I love you", then the relationship moves into the carpool lane, where there is a big diamond.
Robin: I usually don't get this far in a relationship. I usually take the 3 week exit.
Lily: Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's "freeway theory"
Lily: Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's "freeway theory"
Freeway Theory by r3ckl3sson3 April 14, 2009
chocolate freeway
A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"
chocolate freeway by Ross February 10, 2002
Freeway Blogger
An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.
Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Freeway Blogger by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008