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Free Water 

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.
Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever

Free Water 

Free Water is what you get when you go to the Frozen Lemonade stand by the Grizzly Run rollercoaster in Great America! Just buy some frozen lemonade and ask for some free water. Oh, and don't forget to pick up the extra dollar bills that other people dropped under the lemonade cart.
q4istina: FREE WATER!!!

Is water free? 

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice

free dog water 

when your so trash, your even free.
"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"
free dog water by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021

Freeater 

A person in group who eat in free never pay anything into their pocket. Who just eat of another
He is a freeater.

Look at there freeater is coming here.
Freeater by Whitewdow November 27, 2021

Milton Freewater 

Milton Freewater is located in North East Oregon State. Often called M-F, M-F used to be the only hyphenated town in the USA, until the post officed dropped the hyphen.

The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.

They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.

Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
Joey says: "Hey, lets get out of Walla Walla and go to the Muddy Frogwater Festival in Milton Freewater tonight!"
Milton Freewater by Sewneo February 27, 2010