A term that is used for a girl who is not in a relationship. This is often a nice girl who seems to flirt with various guys at a party, she is not a slut, but she does not have a boyfriend either.
That girl is too much a free bird for relationship.
She was flirting with me because she is a free bird.
That is such bullshit, she was trying to get guys to hit on her because she is a shitty face free bird!
She was flirting with me because she is a free bird.
That is such bullshit, she was trying to get guys to hit on her because she is a shitty face free bird!
by ShittyFace September 26, 2014
by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009
1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)
40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
by ZimZimmah January 3, 2006
Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
by jmason1352 May 15, 2021
When you're driving a car listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the solo comes on. You feel the need to go over the speed limit no matter where you are.
by LesbianFish07 April 28, 2023
Also known as the 'Free Bird' defense, is a universal legal defense against any crimes committed while 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd was playing.
When the guitar solo of 'Free Bird' hits, it is nearly impossible for any reasonable person to restrain themselves from performing extreme, spectacular shit, which is why courts cannot hold defendants criminally liable for crimes that may have been committed during this song.
When the guitar solo of 'Free Bird' hits, it is nearly impossible for any reasonable person to restrain themselves from performing extreme, spectacular shit, which is why courts cannot hold defendants criminally liable for crimes that may have been committed during this song.
-The court finds that you led an entire police department on a high-speed chase, recklessly weaving through traffic and endangering the public for no apparent reason. How do you plead?
-Your honor, free bird was playing
-Your honor, free bird was playing
by enterprise1701 March 15, 2023