A human being that is capable of producing extraordinary amounts of excrement however is incapable of disposing of it in the usual ways.

banned from most hotels in europe
person 1 "omg the whole team has pooed in our shower!"

Freddie "nah man that was me"
by luigi222 August 7, 2012
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the most amazing guy EVER, whom i love. completely adoring and caring. sexiest skater alive. simply perfect in every way. every girl wants him, but they can't have him. addicting,the equivalant of heroin. always sweet. knows how to have a good time. every guy wishes he was like him. my everything.
Nicole is so lucky she's dating Freddie. =D
by colee1289 August 24, 2008
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A person who is incapable of performing simple tasks
Steve fell down the stairs yesterday... What a fucking freddie
by Nasha199 June 8, 2018
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Usually a slightly plump, creepy guy with man boobs that concave.

Feared by most men and women, excluding homosexual men.
He has beady eyes and a strange haircut, commonly brunette.
He is exceptionally bright. He often makes dirty remarks to colleagues, then denies that he was referencing to anything sexual at all. He is highly annoying and continues to egg on anyone who tells him to stop being irritating.
Sam: Freddie was ruffling through my hair with his fingers in Art class...Freak!
Logan: He was feeling my leg. I wasn't exactly sure how to react.
by youdtapthat March 23, 2014
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The kindest guy in the room always looks out for others loves to be a simp and respects all people he's the type of person to devote their day to charity and look after their friends family and loved ones. Has a big dick half the time and is great in bed
"wow that's a freddie he's a keeper"
by ducknoodles November 17, 2021
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