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Neil Francis Edward 

The sexiest man alive
Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

FRANCOISED 

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave
Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...
FRANCOISED by Detective L October 27, 2010

Franchised 

To be farted on in a creative fashion. Usually in the facial area.
I was walking by so and so and straight franchised them.
Franchised by K-Rocc November 3, 2009

Frančišek

A name often given to a male. He has deep beautiful brown eyes. He is very friendly and passionate. He loves music and is very artistic. He is not only very handsome, but smart as well. He knows more than it seems, he is the smartest in the room. His voice is so beautiful , it caresses your soul when he opens his mouth. If he loves you, you are the happiest person existing.
Frančišek is definition of perfection.
Frančišek by shadowtale November 21, 2021

Eduardo Francais 

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.
Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.
Eduardo Francais by Josh April 24, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026