She who sleeps alone whilst her male partner sits infront of his Xbox/Xbox360 playing Forza Motorsport until the early hours.
Mourner: "I'm sorry for your loss, did he go quickly?"
Forza widow: "Too right - he did the Nurburg ring in 8:51!"
Forza widow: "Too right - he did the Nurburg ring in 8:51!"
by Thevoiceof March 16, 2008
Lord Forza is someone who has spent countless hours perfecting Forza, wether it be Motorsports or Horizon. Lord Forza must live up to the hype of being the best of the best; have the highest level, best cars, most credits, best wheel spins, bought tunes, and fastest goliath time against his mediocre friends who crash into the same trees in every race.
by lisa6969 November 29, 2018
Persons who plays racing games under the good and greedy eye of Microsoft or Xbox (if you want) here are a selections of some types :
The ex-Gran Turismo player : like the name, before they have played Gran turismo before and changed to forza
The Rammer : Motherfucking 10 years-old kiddos crashing into players on online races like a WW2 Japanese Kamikaze pilot into a American carrier
The realistic clutch players : "realistic people" who releases the gas button and press on the clutch button and shifts. also this is a way to trigger friends and make them lose
Horizon players : persons who plays only Forza Horizon games because its a open world game
Motorsport players : persons who play Forza Motorsport gams because its on tracks
The "Touhou players" : Those people are the Gods of this universe, they play Touhou in lunatic with extreme precision and finishes all the games 1cc. When they are on a racing game, they are capable of finishing the Nürburgring in 3 to 5 minutes maximum on the hardest difficulties and win in a S1 class Mazda RX-7 FC . And also be the number 1 global.
In short: they are the absolute Gods of Joseph in a hidden form, Hidden from Jesus
The ex-Gran Turismo player : like the name, before they have played Gran turismo before and changed to forza
The Rammer : Motherfucking 10 years-old kiddos crashing into players on online races like a WW2 Japanese Kamikaze pilot into a American carrier
The realistic clutch players : "realistic people" who releases the gas button and press on the clutch button and shifts. also this is a way to trigger friends and make them lose
Horizon players : persons who plays only Forza Horizon games because its a open world game
Motorsport players : persons who play Forza Motorsport gams because its on tracks
The "Touhou players" : Those people are the Gods of this universe, they play Touhou in lunatic with extreme precision and finishes all the games 1cc. When they are on a racing game, they are capable of finishing the Nürburgring in 3 to 5 minutes maximum on the hardest difficulties and win in a S1 class Mazda RX-7 FC . And also be the number 1 global.
In short: they are the absolute Gods of Joseph in a hidden form, Hidden from Jesus
Guy 1 : Which Type of Forza Players are you?
Guy 2 : The "Touhou Player" one
Tornado Sirens in a 75 mile radius : *Starts making sound*
Guy 1 : oh fuck
Guy 2 : The "Touhou Player" one
Tornado Sirens in a 75 mile radius : *Starts making sound*
Guy 1 : oh fuck
by Obama's toes December 9, 2021
Something a true formula one ferrari fan says when he is in deep depression because ferrari keeps fucking up
by Real_spoiderman16 June 21, 2023
A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by unoriginal mr2 June 17, 2018
A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Obpyt August 16, 2021
The cancerous slogan developed by plastic football fans that like to follow the world class player - Cristiano Ronaldo. They supported Manchester United in 2008-09 when Ronaldo was at his peak at the club and was hailed as one of the best. Then the plastics shifted from supporting Manchester United to Real Madrid when Ronaldo got transferred there for a world record fee. After exactly 10 years and proving himself to be the world's one of the best alongside Lionel Messi, he moved to Juventus in 2018 and all the 1d10ts shifted to drawing straight lines with black marker pens on their old Real Madrid jersies to make it look like Juventus's jersey calling themselves "loyal Juve supporters"
GGMU - Glory Glory Manchester United
Hala Madrid - Forward, Madrid!
Forza Juve - Force, Juventus!
Combined together, the cancerous fans called Forza Hala GGMU fans were born. You can also find 11 year old retarded kids with profile pictures of Ronaldo in Juventus's jersey shitposting Ronaldo's achievments and Messi trolls on random football pages and calling people's mothers gay.
GGMU - Glory Glory Manchester United
Hala Madrid - Forward, Madrid!
Forza Juve - Force, Juventus!
Combined together, the cancerous fans called Forza Hala GGMU fans were born. You can also find 11 year old retarded kids with profile pictures of Ronaldo in Juventus's jersey shitposting Ronaldo's achievments and Messi trolls on random football pages and calling people's mothers gay.
Football fan - LOLOLOL Barcelona raped Madrid 6-1 in the last El Clasico and Messi wasn't even playing! XD Madrid sucks!
Forza Hala GGMU fan - So what, Ronaldo scored against Empoli and they won the game 4-1! Forza Juve!
Football fan - Wait, weren't you a Madrid fan and posted a photo of you kissing the Real Madrid logo when they won 3-1 against Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League final last season with the hashtag #FuckMoSalah #Actor #ForeverMadrid #CR7?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Nah man, I'm trying new things now! La Liga is overrated, Serie A is the best in the world.
Football fan - You mean, you changed your football team? Wow! Genius! Why don't you simply say that you're a CR7 fanboy?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Fuck you! CR7 is the greatest in the world, he has the highest number of goals! He is the god of football, and football is my religion. I'll give anything to watch Ronaldo play... Barcelona fans like you suck Messi's cock for no reason, he's too scared to get out of Barcelona and play in the Premier League or Serie A. The scared piece of shit with no international trophy! #FORZAJUVE
Football Fan - *THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU*
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Hahahaha the loser couldn't take the burn! #CR7 #ForzaJuve #FuckMessi #GOAT
^^ THE ABOVE EXAMPLE GENUINELY TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS CHATTING WITH MY SUBJUNIOR AT HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN A BARCELONA FAN
Forza Hala GGMU fan - So what, Ronaldo scored against Empoli and they won the game 4-1! Forza Juve!
Football fan - Wait, weren't you a Madrid fan and posted a photo of you kissing the Real Madrid logo when they won 3-1 against Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League final last season with the hashtag #FuckMoSalah #Actor #ForeverMadrid #CR7?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Nah man, I'm trying new things now! La Liga is overrated, Serie A is the best in the world.
Football fan - You mean, you changed your football team? Wow! Genius! Why don't you simply say that you're a CR7 fanboy?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Fuck you! CR7 is the greatest in the world, he has the highest number of goals! He is the god of football, and football is my religion. I'll give anything to watch Ronaldo play... Barcelona fans like you suck Messi's cock for no reason, he's too scared to get out of Barcelona and play in the Premier League or Serie A. The scared piece of shit with no international trophy! #FORZAJUVE
Football Fan - *THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU*
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Hahahaha the loser couldn't take the burn! #CR7 #ForzaJuve #FuckMessi #GOAT
^^ THE ABOVE EXAMPLE GENUINELY TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS CHATTING WITH MY SUBJUNIOR AT HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN A BARCELONA FAN
by Qinlop_Nord November 15, 2018