Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
by Bloopy May 17, 2005
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When a women is having sex with two males, and the two males double penetrate the women, one in the vagina and the other in the ass, and lift the women off the ground.
we are going to give you a talahasey forklift
by will of nj May 10, 2006
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When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex
I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra
by Creamster May 19, 2021
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Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
by REALkj May 2, 2021
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A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023
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The act of getting a girl or partner on your forearms and screwing her while lifting her up and down like a forklift.
Henry: "Dude, i gave Rebbecca a forearm forklift last night my arms are so soar"

Ben: "damn dude at least you don't need to hit the gym tonight!"

Henry: "Hell yea!"
by Penguinvibes December 2, 2010
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An alternative to the syberian clutch, but rather than coming from the back you approch your victom from
the front.
Dude I was about to give that girl over there the syberian clutch but she turned around before I could do it, so I switched to the hungarian forklift.
by C.I.C April 25, 2009
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