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A preface or add-on one might say to try to cover up self embarrassment, misfortune, or mistake.
"I feel off the balcony, but for the record, I was drunk."

"For the record, I did NOT forget my tampon. It just fell out of my purse."

"When are you going to do something around this house?? For the record, I've lightly dusted and barely vacuumed."
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What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.
Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.

Guy: Can I get a do over?

Girl: No.
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