Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.
Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.
Staysie: How'd it go?
Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
Staysie: How'd it go?
Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
by SepticHornet February 27, 2018
On Friday, September 8th. You may receive a footjob from your significant other any time and any place
by notskyler September 4, 2023
when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.
by frank valente October 20, 2006
by Majestic J April 24, 2009
A mixture of the alaskian ice-dragon and the hunter footjob while being suffocated by a big Brolin black man named Tyrone while he is doing the hotpocket
by roganfootjobcreator November 10, 2022
The act in which a female steps on broken glass and gives another male a footjob (stimulation of the penis by using the feet).
by Doctor Mannix! September 5, 2009
Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
by MajkiFag February 23, 2018