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Foot Fucker 

When a male enjoys having his penis rubbed between another males toes. This is common among white males from Louisiana. When the male is ready to finish, he squirts in a jar and stores it. The dude later rubs the semen over his feet because he enjoys the smell (although no one else does). This gay man has no friends and stalks girls he likes. He has no idea EVERYONE hates him. He thinks he is the shit, but in reality he is retarded.
Tyler ( a Foot Fucker): Hey, can I put my penis between your toes?

Miguel: What the FUCK???? (Punches Tyler in face)

Tyler: Hit me more!!!!!!!!!!
Foot Fucker by Eileene Dover July 9, 2011

foot-fucked 

To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: wet dreams) about the incident later.
Connie: I got foot-fucked yesterday.

Other: O ya?

Connie: I had nightmares.
foot-fucked by korektphool May 6, 2008

Foot Fucked 

The heart breaking result of what happens to a beautiful pristine snow covered lawn two minutes after children and insensitive moronic bastards get to it.
The snow was gorgeous until the kids foot fucked it.
Foot Fucked by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009

footfucker 

One who has an inclination for sexual intercourse with feet.
Glen is a footfucker. He likes fucking feet.
footfucker by auther Greyeagle January 20, 2005

footfucker 

one who engages in sexual activities with feet.
Phill from Elizabeth is a footfucker.
footfucker by Satan-lucifer November 27, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026