Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
1) A British Monarch from the 16th century.
2) A Warlock Of superior power.
3) A wise Immortal.
Foolish mortal: yes, yes he did.
Warlock: Okay...and your lifespan is how long..?
Foolish Mortal: umm....70-80 years on average?
Warlock: I see....FOOLISH MORTAL!!