fontas

An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.

I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!

by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013

fontas

Noun: An individual who pump's and dump's the alt currency markets like a boss.

Fontas been fiddling those markets again

by cryptoking September 25, 2013

fonta

a sweet tasting mixture of tobacco and weed that is smoked.

"I rolled a fonta with my homeboys yo." "Tori Jo, you're not black shut up."

by Carlybeast May 11, 2007

fontae

One of the greatest of all time...niggas wanna be him, tricks think they can change him

(Noun) àlways seen in a large crown and with at least 4 women

"Have you seen fontae"
"Shhh! He might hear you"

by Bloods of America December 20, 2016

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

La Fonta La Julnt

To maintain sexual activity at a steady and rythmatic pace...

1) "Hey baby, let me hit ya with the La Fonta La Julnt !"

by ACreekLife August 27, 2009