FLUTE

A great instrument that can make wonderful music but is mainly used aas either a baseball bat, a sword, or a blowgun.

Dude,I just hit Tomy with my katana, baseball bat, and blowgun.
I didn't know you had those!
No, I have a flute.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

Flute

A flute is an instrument that is used for various Things, one of them is playing Music.

i got a flute yesterday, and i played some Music on it....

by Crimciones June 13, 2018

Flute

A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.

Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!

by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017

Flute

An instrument in which people like to play meme songs badly on it.

A) Yo you ever seen that Titanic flute fail?
B) *sigh* yea

by Just a random chicken nugget March 5, 2022

Flute

A mans penis or cock

I have a massive flute

by Massive flute man February 19, 2021

Flute

Flute is a term used among the parkour community. A Flute is in reference to performing a certain move or trick, that requires airtime, perfect first try.

My first jump of the day was a flute

This man is flutey

I just fluted that jump

by PhuzzyWuzzy January 17, 2022

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 17, 2019