Flounder

A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.

Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.

by OrangeElixir August 7, 2013

Flounder

Excessive moving of the hand between someone else's leg. ( like the movement of a fish)

Oh no, Hunter and Joe, just floundered me! My day is now ruined.

by BigdaddyTF February 16, 2011

Flounder

Flounder is one of the characters from the Disney movie "The Little Mermaid". He is a fish, and Ariel's best friend. So, if your name is Flounder you are a loyal friend.

Flounder the loyal fish.

by Andrea.... July 16, 2008

flounder

A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.

Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious

by Mike Titus May 28, 2006

flounder

no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."

by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005

flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 24, 2009

Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010