(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to.

Flounder, Floundered, Floundering
Person 1: "Dude why does Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks."
Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good LJ's and can move silently through the night"
by flounderer July 10, 2010
A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.
Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.
by OrangeElixir August 07, 2013
This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
by NataSUF February 25, 2008
A loud/obnoxious moron trying to keep the attention of a crowd. An outspoken drunkard.
Every party in which he attends and drinks, he flounders around.
by Adam Schalow July 06, 2004
To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.
Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
by flounder founder April 23, 2009
A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.
Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.
by Jpaschen July 20, 2010
Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.
Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.
by TWP Fisherman March 16, 2010

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