Flossy

1. someone who gets drunk and tries desperately to convince people that glamorous is a good song by singing the wrong words over and over again.
2. someone who thinks that they have the right to dress like Richard Simmons lover on a regular basis
3. someone who pretends not to love Sabrina the teenage witch but keeps the abc family channel on all day waiting for it

"I can't believe what a flossy Ro was being last night!"

by ro 'the lush' iovin March 20, 2007

Flossy

Some dumb shit niggas from Canarsie made up

Yo bro I’m from the Flossy stop playing

by Bigger Dick Bandit November 4, 2019

flossy

A nickname to chicks who where "pretty" blue, dental floss resembling, thongs.

Awww, you like to where pretty blue dental floss, I'll call you flossy.

by gabi and ashley January 27, 2007

Flossy

Somebody that promotes, contributes to or simply uses the Free, 'Libre', or Open Source.

I have made quite a few new FLOSSY friends at the Linux conference.

by rbanderas January 11, 2009

Flossy

coloquial geordie word used to define someone who is really intelligent but a bit stupid or an airhead

a flossy would say "I have a degree in mathematics do you like my sparkly pink dress?"

or "My IQ is 160, nut i think red cars are faster than blue ones"

by craph December 16, 2007

Flossy

After a wild and sloppy plunge into the Amazon jungle, a connoisseur(muff or meat)usually requires gettin'flossy to remove the pubes stuck in their teeth.

Damn dude ... that pussy was jungle feva!! I'm 'bout to get flossy!'
Girl! That brotha' would have got more play from a Weed-Wacker! I gots to get flossin'!
Sheeet, that was tasty!{cough,cough} I best be flossin'!
Whoaaaaa! Havn't you heard of Nair?! That shit's flossy!
"I'm sick of flossin'!!! Wax that monkey ass!"
Her bush was sooo wild, I was flossin' all night!
{Sluuurp ... Ahhhh}My wife's gonna bust my ass ... if I don't get to flossin'!

by Lil'MissBehaving October 5, 2007

Flossy

Cocksmoking fucktard at Gamers.com

Have you seen that cocksmoker Flossy lately?

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003