by rtivey01 April 25, 2014
In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
Florida sucks.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft May 4, 2022
A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.
by OmegaAfroGamer2 January 14, 2011
by the cold hard bitch August 4, 2012
by Ryan DeBrowne February 27, 2005
The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.
If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me
by SeanH February 19, 2005
Scott: *lights firworks on 4th of July*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops*
Scott: YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Old-fucking-neighbor: turn your music down
Scott: FUCK YOU! *bird*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops*
Scott: *takes paintball gun outside*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *worries* *calls cops*
Scott: FFS! Go fucking retire somewhere!
Scott: awww shit, thats what your doing now!?
Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops*
Scott: YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Old-fucking-neighbor: turn your music down
Scott: FUCK YOU! *bird*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops*
Scott: *takes paintball gun outside*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *worries* *calls cops*
Scott: FFS! Go fucking retire somewhere!
Scott: awww shit, thats what your doing now!?
by Scott (Dark) April 6, 2005