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N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.
Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.
by Noah beast August 27, 2007
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When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.
"I have such a raging floner right now"
by BrendanGB October 06, 2011
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A weak boner or more of a flacid boner than a full boner.
I woke up and I had this weak ass floner with which I couldn't do anything, even my sister.
by ma++ October 25, 2006
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A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
by IseWise March 27, 2013
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The term for a boner, which you get while wearing a flight suit.
When that chick walked by, it was difficult to control my floner.
by AFMG July 11, 2006
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while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.
oh my god! look at tylers FLONER! haha
by floner1234 July 09, 2012
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