1 definition by IseWise

Top Definition
A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
#floner #boner #flaccid #penis #dick #cock #charles darwin #paul revere
by IseWise March 27, 2013
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