Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

Flirt 'n Squirt by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

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All flirt no squirt

A person who flirts excessively yet doesn't put out.

Don't bother trying to hook up with Matt, he's all flirt no squirt.

All flirt no squirt by Seattle Kiwi April 28, 2011

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Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt by ergonomics July 30, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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