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floppy flaps 

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina
Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night
floppy flaps by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

Floppy flapper 

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
Floppy flapper by Odinson01 May 24, 2022

floppy-flappies 

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.
Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!
floppy-flappies by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Floppy Fanny Flaps 

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.
"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".
Floppy Fanny Flaps by haynah September 16, 2005

flappy mud flaps 

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

4 flappy mud flaps

flippyflopflap 

A person who enjoys the festivities of slapping his penis around the face of sloppy flappy women, until their cheeks become hollow and gaunt.
David beckham is a flippyflopflap
flippyflopflap by Johnnyboy22756 November 19, 2006