Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.
Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.
Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...
*unh unh unh*
Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.
Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...
*unh unh unh*
by strange_aeon November 26, 2013
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.
I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight
by EmCeeGeever July 9, 2010
Fleshlight gang is the name of the fan base for the cum gargling rapper LIL PINK and the most decated member of this cult is Tommy Wengerd.
by LIL PINK March 31, 2019
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.
Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
by Augustisimus July 27, 2022
When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.
The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.
The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3
The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.
The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3
by Baba Yaga00146 on Xbox November 2, 2023