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John Flansburgh 

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
John Flansburgh by cockwafer May 14, 2024

The Flexburger War 

A war that broke out when Flexburger and Daniel Larsons manager, Josh, leaked Daniel nudes and accused him of being a predator. Josh was also responsible for tricking Daniel into getting nude on his live, causing the May 6th incident.
"Were you tuned during The Flexburger War man?"

"Ofc bro"