Top Definition
The act of blowing your nose into your hands while in the shower and proceeding to masterbate with the mucus in your hand as a form of lubricant.
Guy 1: "Damn man, you were in the shower for like a half-hour."

Guy 2: "I know sorry man i was flemsterbating"
by b63smith May 17, 2011

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