by l3tr0ll December 5, 2022
A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.
Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
by Lonsdale October 8, 2009
I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.
by professer awful April 4, 2013
The last bit of air released from your ass when you fart, which contains the highest concentration of Stench.
It wasn't Nicole's bursting fart that made the difference, it was the last bit of flart she waved my way that caused me to gag and convulse. The taste of it was horrid.
by JackMpdx April 2, 2009
by Lorraine Luciano October 10, 2005
When you're trying to flirt with a really, really hot girl (or guy if you're a chick, which would be unlikely) and then cut a fart that everyone around you hears.
E.G. you flirt, then you fart and fail at the sad and miserable attempt.
(other forms-past-Flarted-present-Flarting(or) future-he is going to flart)
E.G. you flirt, then you fart and fail at the sad and miserable attempt.
(other forms-past-Flarted-present-Flarting(or) future-he is going to flart)
Man:Hey Karen!
Karen:hi!
Man:I love your dress, you look soo hot in it.
Man:*farting noize*
Man: oh shit..I think that was shit...
Karen:...uhh...*makes pretend cell phone ring tone noises*
Karen: sorry, that's my mom, my grandma just died! I'm going home now.
Snide asshole: fuck...you flarted...you suck man..you suck.
Karen:hi!
Man:I love your dress, you look soo hot in it.
Man:*farting noize*
Man: oh shit..I think that was shit...
Karen:...uhh...*makes pretend cell phone ring tone noises*
Karen: sorry, that's my mom, my grandma just died! I'm going home now.
Snide asshole: fuck...you flarted...you suck man..you suck.
by IKilledTheParty February 20, 2010
by Ryan Richter July 25, 2005