When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.
Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted
by pollo122 December 11, 2018
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When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.
*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.
by SpartanCinema December 16, 2015
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The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.
Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.
by Timmy Thomkins November 19, 2006
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Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.
Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.
by Josh February 9, 2004
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When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.
by treesarepurple October 11, 2006
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The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.
I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!
by hammering hank January 27, 2010
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