Flapachino 

Do be drinking a coffee based beverage while performing a sexual act on a man and/or woman.

I was in Starbucks and Emma gave me a booty call, I didn't want to waste my coffee so I compromised on a Flapachino.

Flapachino by Pinky and The Brain November 12, 2012

fappachino 

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

fapachino 

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

fapachino by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapachino 

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

Fapachino by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

Flapuccino 

The female version of teabagging someone.

The female catcher gave me a flapuccino to the nose when I was sliding into home between her legs

Flapuccino by Jabronigamer June 18, 2022

Fappachino 

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

Fappachino by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Flappacino 

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.

Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!

Flappacino by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017