Flaip
To procrastinate foolishly
Flaip by margodelafonte March 5, 2011
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Flap me up, baby! by Flapbot May 30, 2020
Flap Noodle
A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Flap Noodle by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
flaite
Flaite: a young male from the outskirts of big cities, like Santiago de Chile, dressed provocatively, aggresively and always "a la mode" (only that his fashion is van Diesel, Cromagnon-inspired) and whose language is always pre-cognitive and inherently obscene even when he tries to camouflage it like that of a normal human being.
His trousers are usually in imitation of the addidas - or other well-known brand - tracksuit, and with slippers imitation-nike and every single piece of clothing of highly doubtful legal origin (except perhaps, for the greasy, "elephant's condom" wollen cap,
The haircut is in the "small chamber pot" style and everything about him looks unenviably proto- (or post) delinquent.
Flaites are born-breeders and almost always end up by siring some poor baby that soon would become the substance which the malnutrition units in public hospitals are made of.
His trousers are usually in imitation of the addidas - or other well-known brand - tracksuit, and with slippers imitation-nike and every single piece of clothing of highly doubtful legal origin (except perhaps, for the greasy, "elephant's condom" wollen cap,
The haircut is in the "small chamber pot" style and everything about him looks unenviably proto- (or post) delinquent.
Flaites are born-breeders and almost always end up by siring some poor baby that soon would become the substance which the malnutrition units in public hospitals are made of.