Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

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Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

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Flabbergasted

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

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When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing

After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

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To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

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I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

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shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

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