Fixtortion

Fixtortion is a lizard people strategy to fix an outcome and extort money. Its the only way they like to get money because lizards don't do work, pay dues or respect anyone.

Don't forget. The lizards got all their money with Fixtortion, and we can't show them any respect.

Fixtortion by Urban Dick Tracey September 17, 2021

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fistbortion

When you really need to get rid of a problem baby, and a closet is not close enough.

She was being such a crazy bitch, I had to punch her in the stomach and gave her a fistbortion.

fistbortion by babyfaker October 17, 2009

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Fixtortion • Fistortion • fistbortion • Fixteration

Fistortion

When the kick drum distortion sounds like the action of being fisted with more baby oil than a diddy party.

Person 1 : Paf Le Chein just dropped a new Fistortion!

Person 2 : What's Fistortion mean?

Person 1 : This spiral goes to 24.

Person 2 : Nice fisting!

Fistortion by FISTORTION November 27, 2024

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Fixteration

The phase in software development or product design where a team is rapidly iterating on fixes to stabilize a recent release.

We aren't doing a feature sprint this week; we're trapped in a brutal cycle of fixteration until the production environment stops crashing.

Fixteration by Aashu Sharma June 5, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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