Guy-five

A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.

Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)

by msmyj August 26, 2011

high five a white guy

When you and a white male friend have sex with the same girl at the same time. As you are fucking her and she is giving him head, you reach across her and give him a high five signaling that it's his turn to fuck her. It's like when a wrestler tags his partner into the ring during a tag-team match.

" I can't believe dat dirty bitch asked me to join in wit dem! I ain't down fo no high five a white guy."

by Johnny Insane July 7, 2008

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 3, 2022

Five Guys Special

The Five Guys Special is when two Five Guys employees work a double together and immediately go to their car after work to hook up and use the extra hamburger grease as lube.

Jordan said “Hey did you hear what happened behind five guys yesterday?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”

by Poopeefartpoop January 14, 2022

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel March 31, 2018