fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.
my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.
by binge drinker to the max May 04, 2011
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Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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gold fisting

Talking about how great you are while rubbing it in someone's face. Usually gold fisters are also hypocrites and get a lot of hate. They are usually an all around dumbass and douchebag.
Person 1: Man, that guy was calling me a weeb.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.
by NightlyDisaster March 28, 2016
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fistful spanking

Repeatedly punching someone in the ass

In and out .
-He said he likes fistful spanking

-He is just trying to make fisting sound kinkier
by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
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Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.
-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky
by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
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Are you fisting me

The monkey shit on me

"Are you fisting me
by Mogal December 23, 2021
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Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Cats are often called “pussys” and a dick punch is a thing so can you dick punch a pussy? The answer is yes. The fisting aspect is further helped by the euphemism of “Punch a Kitten” referring to sex. The sonic part is a reference to sounding because you’re punching it in the penis.
I sonic fisted that guy’s cat cuz it scratched me.
by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022
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