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When you drink UV blue and have sex with you sisters best friend in the basement.
I am going to get some fiser tonight.
Fiser by Sithmonkee June 10, 2010
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A loser who thinks he's cool than he is.
Fiser thought he could pick up some bitches at the party but he struck out pretty quick.
fiser by DrkPyro004 September 12, 2007
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Lukáš Fišer 

Extremely braindead as far as counter strike global offensive is concerned. He should think about hitting a gym and loosing fat. He is known by his move called "fotit se na princeznu".
Lukáš Fišer nebo-li Sádelníková princezna
Lukáš Fišer by nečum November 21, 2021

Fiery but mostly peaceful 

During the start of the Portland BLM riots in 2019 burning and looting run rampant. Biased news media CNN reported, quote “Fiery but mostly peaceful protests” despite the fact in the live report there was a burning in the background.

This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.
The committee conducted a fiery but mostly peaceful conversation, surly they were considering the pleas of us the working class.

fierrochase 

The name of the canon pairing between two characters from Rick Riodan's Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard. Seriously these books get gayer every series and it's beautiful

The ship specifically consists of the following characters.

Magnus Chase, a sixteen year old Norse demigod and son of Frey who died and went to Valhalla. He was previously homeless and living on the streets.

Alex Fierro, a fifteen or sixteen year old genderfluid Norse demigod and child of Loki who, like Magnus Chase, was homeless on the streets, died, and went to Valhalla.

(I shall clarify that in order to go to Valhalla, they were required to die in battle while clenching a weapon.)
Ex.1
Person 1: OMG fierrochase is so cute i ship it sksksksksksk
Person 2: Ikr it is adorable they are such smol beans!!!! asdfghjhdk

fiery ballsack 

Deep within the halls of the scary night castle the young peasant gets castrated as he was forsaken to put aftershave on his nuts. Making him get a "fiery ball sack"
I was unhappy and tired of being a boy so I sacrificed my life and went thru the process of Fiery Ballsack.
fiery ballsack by !TheIronClaw! March 19, 2017
To Taser a girl while you are fucking her.
Last night that bitch was so drunk I fasered her! ...you know, a taser fuck!
Fasered by p22 December 15, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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