"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013
by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008
When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!
**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!
**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!
Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!
All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.
All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.
by EdwardBerry November 26, 2007
Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
by Pettit you kaant August 16, 2005
A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015
When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
by Stcsucks08 November 6, 2011
by steelingmyheart December 3, 2004