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Great album by Burzum, the black metal solo project of Varg Qisling Larssøn Vikernes.

Filosofem was recorded in 1996. It is full of wonderful cold creaking - beautifully strange sound.

Songs:
1. Dunkelheit ('Darkness') 2. Jesus' Tod ('The Death Of Jesus') 3. Erblicket die Tochter des Firmaments ('Beholding the Daughters of The Firmament') 4. Gebrechlichkeit .i. ('Decrepitude .i.' ) 5. Rungang um die transzendentale Saule der Singularitat ('Tour around the transcendential colums of singularity') 6. Gebrechlichket .ii. ('Decrepitude .ii.')

Unfortunately, some of Vargs thoughts are bulls**ts. Esp. his inclination to neo-facism.
"Have you ever heard the masterpiece called Filosofem?"
Filosofem by Massucko January 2, 2006
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filosofy 

Discipline whose object is to define itself. By extension, a deliberate spelling mistake designed to dismiss the pertinence of such a discipline, usually undergone by people who fancy themselves smartasses.

DERIVATIVE- filosofer, he who practices filosofy.
Looking up the definition of 'dictionary' in the dictionary is kinda like filosofy, except it doesn't have the awesomeness of the ancient gay dialogues.

Nor am I going to listen to the word of a filosofer who tells me that people don't have intents, beliefs, desires, etc!
filosofy by Arisnipple February 21, 2006
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Filosofy 

A prime example of how the english language will descend if 'they' (the wizards or whatever) succumb to stupid americanisms such as sulfur, which is obviously sulphur.
another good example is fosforus, a very stupid element
I cant spell real words, so i'll just spell things fonetically, like filosofy and fobia
Filosofy by sudowudo January 17, 2009

filosofancy

(bijvoeglijk naamwoord, bijwoord)
Een fancy uitspraak die een filosofische klank heeft.
Gert: Omdat het kan!!!
Samson: Dat is filosofancy, Gertje
filosofancy by Johan Hendrik van Dale December 21, 2014

Stai a filosofia 

It translates to do you have weed on you?
O fra stai a filosofia?
Stai a filosofia by Nigganeitor December 21, 2023
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