A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John
I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself
by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022
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A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
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When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation
My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.
by Mevers June 14, 2023
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The sexual act of two large men and one midget woman giving one man oral sex and the other anal sex simultaneously and the men's penises touching while inside
Remember when we killed that bitch and dropped her in the lake because she refused to give you a Filipino Finger Trap?
by Kitsunes Balls September 19, 2021
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When a Spanish male places his penis inside of a Filipino males foreskin. Sometimes refereed to Friday night basketball
Brais - I love Spanish and filipino Docking with Carlo. It feels so right and so warm
by The Mac 88 June 2, 2017
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a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an Asian person
Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably
by GingeMcGee June 21, 2014
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A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16
I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.
by TruckerWife1539 January 20, 2021
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