Figo

The best player in CS:GO history.
Always Headshots, never dies.

OMG another hacker, no thats just Figo

by vikipedia May 15, 2017

figo

just a lovely man with a extreem big dick, likes to do absolutely nothing and fucks loats of woman (sometimes man).

random hoe: wow, did you fuck figo?
cool chick: yes, i did
random hoe: wow, i wanna do that too!!

by figolover November 23, 2021

what the figo

"what the fuck is going on."
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.

calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."

by LINJAMIN March 5, 2009

What the figo?

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

by emkay27 February 13, 2010

luis figo

Killer portugese soccer (football in Europe) player. Women like him because of his hairy legs. Apparently sex bomb.

Like the best soccer player in the world is Luis Figo.

by marta_rdg May 31, 2006

Do a Figo on it

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.

What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?

by Monstrous 69 May 26, 2021

Mr. Figo

Mr. Figo is an amazing person. Where ever he goes evryone loves him. He is a bit kinky and loves gyros. He normally has about 500 girls around him.

Wow! That boy is so cool! He must be a Mr. Figo.

by Mr. Noel May 23, 2019