2 definitions by Monstrous 69

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.
What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?
by Monstrous 69 May 26, 2021
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When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021
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