Figge usually a male who very easily gets embarrassed. He usually has a very square head and a very tiny penis but still he somehow gets all the girls. He's usually blonde and very spoiled which makes him brag a lot.
Alissa- look at that blonde guy with a square head must definetly be a figge.
Alice- Yeah he probably has a tiny penis too.
Alice- Yeah he probably has a tiny penis too.
by dbsdbvdbdv December 9, 2018
Example 1: That is some figg ass shit yo.
Example 2:
Friend 1: I'll be over in figg minus three minutes.
Friend 2: Figg
Example 2:
Friend 1: I'll be over in figg minus three minutes.
Friend 2: Figg
by Figg Guy May 4, 2008
'figg-ing' - {future tense} 'to figg' - {past tense} 'figged'
verb used with socially awkward people
1. To unceremoniously disappear unexpectedly in a social environment
2. To miraculously vanish in the company of others
verb used with socially awkward people
1. To unceremoniously disappear unexpectedly in a social environment
2. To miraculously vanish in the company of others
"Fuck's sake. I only looked down at my watch and back and already the cunt managed to do a Figg."
"Keep an eye on that cunt," he said, nodding at Adam. "Make sure he doesn't do a Figg."
"Keep an eye on that cunt," he said, nodding at Adam. "Make sure he doesn't do a Figg."
by Confield November 3, 2011
by Twitch April 24, 2005
Man look at these kmart-wearin figg ass niggas.
by ian j September 29, 2003
Figge often seems to be the smartest guy in the room, although he is intelligent he is also often quite humble. you can often see him as an opposite of the word "Måns" as stated in the urban dictionary.
by The lady headbuter January 20, 2021
by HRData July 9, 2023